OF ALL MEN MOST MISERABLE

If an Archer gets to heaven while a renowned Architect goes to hell,

The Architect is of all men most miserable.

If a Boy gets to heaven and a Banker goes to hell,

The Banker is of all men most miserable.

If a Carpenter gets to hell and a Chartered Accountant goes to hell,

The Chartered Accountant is of all men most miserable.

If a Drummer boy gets to heaven and a Doctor goes to hell,

The Doctor is of all men most miserable.

If an Electrician gets to heaven and an Economist goes to hell,

The Economist is of all men most miserable.

If a Fisherman gets to heaven and a Florist goes to hell,

The Florist is of all men most miserable.

If a girl gets to heaven and a Giant goes to hell,

The Giant is of all men most miserable.

If a houseboy gets to heaven and a HSE certified consultant,

The HSE certified consultant is of all men most miserable.

 

If an Indolent person gets to heaven and an Intelligent person goes to hell,

The Intelligent person is of all men most miserable.

If Job gets to heaven and a Judge goes to hell,

The Judge is of all men most miserable.

If a Knight gets to heaven and a King goes to hell,

The King is of all men most miserable.

If a Lady gets to heaven and a Leader goes to hell,

The Leader is of all men most miserable.

If a Miser gets to heaven and a Missionary goes to heel,

The Missionary is of all men most miserable.

If a Nobody on earth gets to heaven and a Nutritionist goes to hell,

The Nutritionist is of all men most miserable.

If an Onesimus gets to heaven and an Overseer goes to hell,

The Overseer is of all men most miserable.

If a Pall bearer gets to heaven and a Pastor goes to hell

The Pastor is of all men most miserable.

If a Quitter finally gets to heaven and a Queen goes to hell,

The Queen is of all men most miserable.

If a Radical gets to heaven and a Radiologist goes to hell,

The Radiologist is of all men most miserable.

If a Stranger gets to heaven and a Soul winner goes to hell

The Soul winner is of all men most miserable.

If a Toddler gets to heaven and a Teacher goes to hell

The Teacher is of all men most miserable.

If an Unlearned fellow gets to heaven and an Umpire goes to hell,

The Umpire is of all men most miserable.

If a Voiceless person gets to heaven and a Visionary goes to hell,

The Visionary is of all men most miserable.

If a Winsome person gets to heaven and a Willed person goes to hell,

The Willed person is of all men most miserable.